يمارس الجنس مع مومس أغلقت قبل ط لكم آسف الكلبة قتل الحمار

1. “The Road” by Cormac McCarthy tells the story of an itinerant man and his son striving in a post-apocalyptic world, where most life has ended and most of the provisions are gone.The majority of survivors have become desperate for food and have become Cannibals. Some of the central themes in the book are love, the innocence of youth and the destruction caused by man on the planet. I can relate to these themes for my father and I are very emotional about sad father/ son stories and I do think our relationship would be nearly the same as the one that Cormac McCarthy has portrayed. I can also relate to the theme of the destruction of the world done by men in “The Road”. Men and pollution may have caused it. My mother and I are one of the only people in the family who recycle. I don’t blame my grandmother because she was raised without the inconvenient truth.

2. The three major motifs in “The Road” are “Okay”, the deal between the father and the son and “Are we the good guys”. In every dialogue between the man and the boy one of them says “Okay”. This effectively shows us the comprehension between the man and the boy. The man and the boy have a deal: If one of them gets caught, they have to kill themselves or kill each other. This shows the care for each other that goes beyond life: The father doesn’t know if he can hold the boy dead in his arms. The boy is not tainted by the urban world that once was. Allusions made in the novel compare him to an angel. The boy asks the man “Are we the good guys?” many times in the novel, showing that he cares. He wants to give food and help the people they meet. The man doesn’t always agree with the boy and that is the only source of any argument they get into.

4. The book effectively conveys its message using descriptions, motifs and characters. To convey the readers, the author avoids pointless information such as the exact location and the name of the characters. Children are the future, but if in the future there is nothing but ash there will no longer be a future. The carelessness of the present day people is what will end life. In the book the lack of food and water and provisions is a big deal. In present day, the food is in every corner of every block and water is flooding the golfcourts so rich men can go play at 6 am. Humanity doesn’t realize the fact that we are capable of blowing up our planet numerous times with all our weapons. If there were a God, why would he help? Would he assist the last few mortals, the same mortals whom have undone seven days of work?

5. I rather enjoyed this book but I have one complaint: I based this complaint on “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men” both by Cormac McCarthy . I did not like the endings to “The Road” and “ No Country for Old Men”. I don’t know if it is his style but I don’t enjoy it. The second quarter of the book was the best, then you get to the third quarter and you start realizing that you are not going to find out any names nor find out what happened to the world. He taunts the reader with this at times. This critique is kind of a joke : This book was rather sexist. Where were the females? Cormac McCarthy is a interesting man he claims to not write about females because he can’t really. The book was rather uneventful but I still recommend it to future 9th graders. By next year the movie will be out and, when they watch the film, they will be able to scavenge for any added scenes (making this film more “Hollywood”). For some, there may be a lot to be learned from this book but if you are as well educated, cultured, refined, sophisticated of a person as I, you will still find things in this book. Maybe Cormac McCarthy left the book so uneventful on purpose to make people thing of different situations the main characters can get in during the down time between reading.

HasbroFAIL

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 29, 2009

Funny Videos

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 29, 2009

These 2 VIdeos Are amazing

Jack Black, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly sing at the Oscars®

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JAPkvnyso&feature=related

Jack Black , Will Ferrell Lyrics to the “out of time oscar song”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoXLu9Rz70g&feature=related

If you don’t know who he is look at this http://zobielamouche.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/wow-sex-offender-seducing-me/

Educational

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 19, 2009

Hard day at work…

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 18, 2009

http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/misc/sites/oh/yeah/dont/stop/keep/going/yeah/thats/it/ooh/yeah/baby/youre/so/good/yeeah/almost/there/ooooh/yeeeaah/


Lebanon’s Destruction by Israel.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7809959.stm

( . )Finally ( . )

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 15, 2009

Mothers Day (Rhyming Art with Fart)

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 13, 2009

————————————–You don’t support my art
—————————-And you hate when i fart
————————-At Trader Joe’s you expect me to push the Cart.
————You want to sell your Mercedes and buy a smart

In the car you backhand me
—–All my friends Find funny
———You try to get me good grades in physics
———————————-That isn’t a picnic.

——————–You always say shocking things
————-that stay in my mind like carvings
———I’m your favorite hatchling.
—-And there will be no more parting

Cthulhu for president!

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 12, 2009

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthullu

Predator

This was on the Application skype.He kept requesting audio and video conferences so instead i invited him to Instant Messaging and this is the conversation :

alain bali
hello who are you?

Salil Puri
I am A guy from India

alain bali
cool me to

Salil Puri
why arent you taking my call

alain bali
busy

Salil Puri
why

alain bali
video game

Salil Puri
is it PS2?

alain bali
no mac

Salil Puri
good one

alain bali
yes best one

Salil Puri
I have a PS3 up here

alain bali
yeah well it’s all about the XBOX

Salil Puri
you live in LA??

alain bali
yeah

Salil Puri
where

alain bali
Hollywood

Salil Puri
actualyy I am coming to LA the bext week to meet my dad

alain bali
wow lol

Salil Puri
I would love to meet you!!!!!

??????

are you there!!!!!!!

alain bali
haah thats funny becuase im 58 and boring divorsed….

Salil Puri
NO probs,but I want you to take my call at least

alain bali
how you find mw?

Salil Puri
Ok bye then

alain bali
no vchat

Salil Puri
wanna do video chat???????

alain bali
no

Salil Puri
PLEASE TAKE MY CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

alain bali
you know taht show catching a preditor?

Salil Puri
no

alain bali
fucking funny

like dudes that cant have sex with girls so they have sex with kids

THEN HE WENT OFFLINE!!!!!!!

MR.HALPENNY!!!I NEED $ TO BUY THINGS!!!(YEAR BOOK)

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 6, 2009

i made it  )

NO DINO BUT U KNOW THAT I KNOW U WANT FO SHO.

Funny shit if you know the people in it !!!!!

Posted by: zobielamouche on: May 4, 2009

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!
Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/12S6iOvs7U1WpnTt

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/KarNvOw7mlf5hTfu

Whitest Kids U’ Know – Happier With Your Mouth Open

LEEEKED IMAGE FROM THE SHOOTING OF THE ROAD COMMMMMMMMMENT!!!

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 24, 2009

Wow the wisest thing i have ever seen,this changes my view of life.

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 18, 2009

Very interesting images.

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 14, 2009

A awsoem octupus
crazy wolf

http://www.thequietrevolution.co.uk/bejewelled.htm more where that came from.

A Teaser of our Oscar nominated Spanish Project

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 12, 2009

PLEASE PUT IT IN HD !!!!

PLEASE PUT IT IN HD !!!!

Crazy series of images found while stumbleing

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 12, 2009

http://www.thomaswoodruff.com/freakparade/paradelarge.html

this is also really awsome

Omg this is hilarious,how they got the idea for this is beyond mortal comprehension

Old thing dug up from my favorites on my youtube account.

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 11, 2009

THIS IS for VAnik

This hilarious

I wish Kujo was more like this

Some Awsome music that isn’t appreciated in 9th grade.

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 11, 2009

Justice-Stress

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 11, 2009

Oh man this video is deep and the song is awesome!
I cant wait for Mr.1/2Penny to annalise this.

Misc…

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 11, 2009

http://fabrikproject.com.mx/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/avb_transversale_2009_041.jpg

http://veromark.vox.com/library/post/granny-sets-record-with-fastest-internet-connection.html

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1793598

http://www.explosm.net/comics/901/

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/15366/Xbox-Copied-Playstation/

http://holypants.com/images/54.jpg

http://holypants.com/images/53.jpg

http://holypants.com/images/52.jpg

a couple awsome links lol

bombastic internet Jewel

Posted by: zobielamouche on: April 10, 2009

http://aviary.com/home

online Photoshop,Illustrator, AMAzing they have new ones coming out soon here is the list of available things and the ones to comeone of the creations from there

hysteria

Posted by: zobielamouche on: December 2, 2008

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The bassist of Muse Chris Wolstenholme is bass god he wrote this amazing rift , it’s hard to play it’s very fast song played with overdrive . Best bass rift of the year. The first 42 seconds  are the best then the singer starts and kinda ruins it . But it is still very awsome .Not as awsome as play that Funky music White boy with alll the hamer ons though.

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